Stickers for the people who get paged. Dry, specific, and written by someone who has actually been woken up at 3am to find out it was DNS.
Eighteen designs, grouped by whose fault it is. Kiss-cut vinyl, weatherproof, sized for a laptop lid or a water bottle.
3AM Page. Everything Is A P1. It's Always DNS. Schrödinger's Backup. Never Deploy On Friday.
Layer 8 Problem. Off And On Again. "It Doesn't Work". Is It Plugged In? Have You Pinged It?
Works On My Machine. Not A Bug It's A Feature. Git Blame Says It Was You. It Worked In Staging.
Who Touched The Firewall. Password Is On The Sticky Note. Sudo Make Me A Sandwich. Someone Else's Computer.
Real stickers, real forehead, real emotional damage. One per design.
P1Press is a one-person operation run by someone who spent thirty years in IT and the last decade of it inside a managed service provider, mostly on the receiving end of other people's outages.
Every joke here is one I have said out loud in a war room. None of it was focus-grouped. If a design needs explaining to you, you are not the target market, and honestly, good for you.
Printed and shipped through a print-on-demand partner, which means no minimums, no garage full of vinyl, and no pressure to sell you something you don't want.
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